Hi!,
I recently discovered this really great show you guys! Its a little known show called “The Wire”, its about Crack and Baltimore and This guy named Omar and Police. You should really check it out!
Also THE BEST HOMERUN CALL I HAVE EVER HEARD. Its from 2013. You are probably saying to yourself ” Ryan these gems? how do you find them so quickly?” Just watch and ill explain.
“TH-IS BAWL IS LON- GONE JUS-A LIKE-A THE EX GIRLFRIEND WHO. WILL. NEVER. RETURN! HOMERUN”
I don’t dare suggest the call itself requires ANY commentary to get better enjoyment out of it. It is perfect. PERFECT.
But I do have a few observations:
- These fans are going ape-shit. Like insane. I have many questions that I’m sure I could just look up the answers to, but lets just speculate without facts. Is this a regular season game? Its only the second inning right? do they know they are still losing? do they go this crazy always at every game? Did the fans somehow hear this amazing call and understand another language before it even happened?
- Some dude gives him a gift when he gets to the dugout. What did he get? Is this normal? Manny didn’t seem very thankful as he mimes throwing it into the crowd. That is really rude Manny. I don’t open a birthday gift and joke- mime throwing it out my window.
- He has like 82 teammates. Does he know any of their names? Does he know all of their names? That’s a lot of high fives to give before entering the dugout. Again, I’m sure I could find out roster size in china with a simple google-effort but I prefer the idea of quadruple platoons at every position on the team except Manny’s because is 4X the man.
- The play by play guy not only is supremely confident in his ability to speak English, but that his joke is funny, AND will translate. That’s swag one can only dream of. I love him, I love you, I love everybody…. Thanks 3 year old Clip!
Since I have no idea how to write I am going to sign off like this is a letter
Come home safe, Ryan Depaulo
@horriblestats
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